What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?